A sparrow drank water from a bar window, and it turned out to be mixed with spilled liquor. The sparrow flew away, already a little drunk.
A motorcyclist was passing by and accidentally hit the sparrow, which was flying erratically. The motorcyclist saw that the little bird was alive but unconscious and took pity on it. He took the sparrow home.
He put the sparrow in a cage with water and food, but since he had to work to delivery, he left home immediately.
A short while later, the sparrow woke up with a hangover. It looked around and noticed it was in a cage… He put its wings to its head and moaned in anguish:
“Oh, my God! I killed the motorcyclist!”
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A motorcyclist was passing by and accidentally hit the sparrow, which was flying erratically. The motorcyclist saw that the little bird was alive but unconscious and took pity on it. He took the sparrow home.
He put the sparrow in a cage with water and food, but since he had to work to delivery, he left home immediately.
A short while later, the sparrow woke up with a hangover. It looked around and noticed it was in a cage… He put its wings to its head and moaned in anguish:
“Oh, my God! I killed the motorcyclist!”
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Un gorrión bebió agua de una ventana de un bar, y resulta que estaba mezclada con licor que se había derramado. El gorrión se fue volando, pero ya estaba un poco borracho.
Un motorizado estaba pasando por la calle y accidentalmente golpeó al gorrión que volaba erráticamente. El motociclista vio que el pajarito estaba vivo, pero desmayado, y se compadeció de él. Se llevó el gorrión a casa.
Puso al gorrión en una jaula con agua y comida, pero como tenía que trabajar, salió de casa de inmediato.
Al poco rato, el gorrión despertó con resaca. Miro a los lados, notó que estaba en una jaula… Se llevó las alas a la cabeza y gimió angustiado:
— ¡Oh, Dios mío! ¡Me cargué al de la moto!
Un motorizado estaba pasando por la calle y accidentalmente golpeó al gorrión que volaba erráticamente. El motociclista vio que el pajarito estaba vivo, pero desmayado, y se compadeció de él. Se llevó el gorrión a casa.
Puso al gorrión en una jaula con agua y comida, pero como tenía que trabajar, salió de casa de inmediato.
Al poco rato, el gorrión despertó con resaca. Miro a los lados, notó que estaba en una jaula… Se llevó las alas a la cabeza y gimió angustiado:
— ¡Oh, Dios mío! ¡Me cargué al de la moto!
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El pobre gorrión despertando con resaca y creyendo que había cometido un crimen.
Ese pajarito seguramente se replanteará beber en ventanas de bar otra vez 🤣
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