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  • cartman (50)in #funny • 7 years ago
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    My Reaction to the ByteBalls Steem Air Drop

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  • cartman (50)in #funny • 8 years ago
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    Its a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation...

    Its a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; This sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation Image source
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  • cartman (50)in #funny • 8 years ago
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    Why is it that Everything Today Has to do With Things Either Going in or Coming Out of My Ass?

    Why is it that everything today has to do with things either going in or coming out of my ass? Image source
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  • cartman (50)in #funny • 9 years ago
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    If some girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be like...

    If some girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be like, HEY! Why don't you stop dressing me like a mailman uh, and making me dance for you... While you go and smoke crack in your bedroom…
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    • cartman (50)in #funny • 9 years ago
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      Hippies, All They Do Is Smoke Pot and Smell Bad.

      Hippies, they're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad. Image source
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    • cartman (50)in #introducemyself • 9 years ago
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      Selling out is sweet because when you sell out, you get to make a lot of money...

      I've learned something, too: selling out is sweet because when you sell out, you get to make a lot of money, and when you have money, you dont have to hang out with a bunch of…
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