• dailyjoke (39)in #fun • 8 years ago

  The AI in these smart phones are getting pretty good...I entered my food intake this week and the ambulance is already at my house!

  The AI in these smart phones are getting pretty good...I entered my food intake this week and the ambulance is already at my house!

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  • Max accepted payout: $1,000.00

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• dailyjoke (39)in #fun • 8 years ago

  The blond studied hard before going to the mechanic to avoid getting ripped off. So she knew it was a good deal when the mechanic sold her the turn-signal fluid.

  The blond studied hard before going to the mechanic to avoid getting ripped off. So she knew it was a good deal when the mechanic sold her the turn-signal fluid.

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  • Max accepted payout: $1,000.00

   0 0
• dailyjoke (39)in #fun • 8 years ago

  Donald could save money by building the wall with Hillary's emails...noone can get over them!

  Donald could save money by building the wall with Hillary's emails...noone can get over them!

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  • Max accepted payout: $1,000.00

   1 0
• dailyjoke (39)in #fun • 8 years ago

  I'm perturbed by the thought that both the optimist and pessimist agreed with me when I asked them “is this the best world we can produce?”

  I'm perturbed by the thought that both the optimist and pessimist agreed with me when I asked them “is this the best world we can produce?”

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  • Max accepted payout: $1,000.00

   0 0
• dailyjoke (39)in #fun • 8 years ago

  Who's smarter a dolphin that evades human capture and has to hunt for food in the wild, or the one that gets caught and gets his food thrown to him everyday?

  Who's smarter a dolphin that evades human capture and has to hunt for food in the wild, or the one that gets caught and gets his food thrown to him everyday?

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  • Max accepted payout: $1,000.00

   1 0
• dailyjoke (39)in #fun • 8 years ago

  The car honks outside the bar that Pavlov walks into, he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog."

  The car honks outside the bar that Pavlov walks into, he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog."

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  • Max accepted payout: $1,000.00

   1 1
• dailyjoke (39)in #fun • 8 years ago

  I just remembered again that my therapist told me a couple years ago that I have problems about letting go of the past

  I just remembered again that my therapist told me a couple years ago that I have problems about letting go of the past

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   0 0
• dailyjoke (39)in #fun • 8 years ago

  Whoops I just saw your text from yesteday...are you still at the movies?

  Whoops I just saw your text from yesteday...are you still at the movies?

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  • Max accepted payout: $1,000.00

   3 0
• dailyjoke (39)in #fun • 8 years ago

  When the husband retires, the wife gains a full-time job.

  When the husband retires, the wife gains a full-time job.

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  • Max accepted payout: $1,000.00

   0 0
• dailyjoke (39)in #fun • 8 years ago

  A liberal is just a conservative that hasn't been outside yet.

  A liberal is just a conservative that hasn't been outside yet.

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  • Past Payouts $0.17
  • - Author $0.15
  • - Curators $0.02

   3 1
• dailyjoke (39)in #fun • 8 years ago

  3 hours passed since I left for an errand and returned and my blond girlfriend was still staring at the orange juice container. I said what on earth are you doing? She said the container says 'concentrate'

  3 hours passed since I left for an errand and returned and my blond girlfriend was still staring at the orange juice container. I said what on earth are you doing? She said the…

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   0 0
• dailyjoke (39)in #fun • 8 years ago

  I had had enough and I had to put my foot down when my wife said 'stop impersonating a flamingo'.

  I had had enough and I had to put my foot down when my wife said 'stop impersonating a flamingo'.

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  • Max accepted payout: $1,000.00

   0 0
• dailyjoke (39)in #fun • 8 years ago

  “MAYDAY MAYDAY! We're going down!” the helicopter pilot screamed. “What happened?!” shouted the control tower. The blond pilot yelled back “It was getting cold so I turned the fan off!”

  “MAYDAY MAYDAY! We're going down!” the helicopter pilot screamed. “What happened?!” shouted the control tower. The blond pilot yelled back “It was getting cold so I turned the fan off!”

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  • Max accepted payout: $1,000.00

   0 0
• dailyjoke (39)in #fun • 8 years ago

  I think I might be getting old, my beard no longer implies 'Distinguished Gentleman” instead it seems to be getting me senior discounts when I shop

  I think I might be getting old, my beard no longer implies 'Distinguished Gentleman” instead it seems to be getting me senior discounts when I shop

  $0.03

  • Max accepted payout: $1,000.00
  • Past Payouts $0.03
  • - Author $0.03
  • - Curators $0.00

   1 0
• dailyjoke (39)in #fun • 8 years ago

  My wife said nothing would make her happier for Christmas than a diamond tiara. I can't wait until she opens her box of nothing!

  My wife said nothing would make her happier for Christmas than a diamond tiara. I can't wait until she opens her box of nothing!

  $0.00

  • Max accepted payout: $1,000.00

   0 0
• dailyjoke (39)in #fun • 8 years ago

  When I was young I had this rare disease that the only way I could survive was eating dirt 3 times a day. I'm still happy my older brother knew how to fix this disease.

  When I was young I had this rare disease that the only way I could survive was eating dirt 3 times a day. I'm still happy my older brother knew how to fix this disease.

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  • Max accepted payout: $1,000.00

   0 0
• dailyjoke (39)in #fun • 8 years ago

  I'm thinking that Google miiiiight be a woman. She's always giving me suggestions before I even finish typing.

  I'm thinking that Google miiiiight be a woman. She's always giving me suggestions before I even finish typing.

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  • Max accepted payout: $1,000.00

   1 0
• dailyjoke (39)in #fun • 8 years ago

  Sometimes it's difficult explaining adult things to children. I told my 4 year old son it's perfectly normal to poop your pants, but he still is laughing at me.

  Sometimes it's difficult explaining adult things to children. I told my 4 year old son it's perfectly normal to poop your pants, but he still is laughing at me.

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  • Max accepted payout: $1,000.00

   0 0
• dailyjoke (39)in #fun • 8 years ago

  My boss congratulated me for my job well done...with more work.

  My boss congratulated me for my job well done...with more work.

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  • Max accepted payout: $1,000.00

   0 0
• dailyjoke (39)in #fun • 8 years ago

  Who else is a good multi-tasker? I've mastered wasting time, procrastinating, and not doing anything ...all at the same time!

  Who else is a good multi-tasker? I've mastered wasting time, procrastinating, and not doing anything ...all at the same time!

  $0.06

  • Max accepted payout: $1,000.00
  • Past Payouts $0.06
  • - Author $0.06
  • - Curators $0.00

   2 1