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melrod97 (42)in #someeofficial • 4 days ago
💥🎪 Here We Go Again: Clown Show – Swamp Wars Edition 🎪💥
Brought to you by the same geniuses who gave us inflation, mail-in ballots, and pronouns in bios. So apparently… the show ain’t over. The DOJ just launched another task force…
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melrod97 (42)in #someeofficial • 4 days ago
🎯 Jerome Powell: Trump’s Favorite Piñata (Now in Legal Edition) 🎯
You thought the circus left town? Wrong. Rep. Anna Paulina Luna isn’t having it — she just referred Powell to the DOJ for blowing up the budget like it’s Monopoly money. But…
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melrod97 (42)in #someeofficial • 5 days ago
BREAKING: Socialism 2.0 — Now With Better Branding and Free Stuff (Until You Pay for It)
So let me get this straight… We’ve got Zohran Mamdani and Omar Fateh — both proud Democratic Socialists — winning primaries like it's trendy now. Gavin Newsom’s just waiting in…
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melrod97 (42)in #someeofficial • 6 days ago
I Don’t Care” and “I Don’t Believe” — The Trap That Makes You Easy to Deceive
I don’t care,” “I don’t believe” — Two little lies That make you naive. Don’t care ‘bout politics? That’s cute, Till rules get passed that strip your loot. Taxes rise and…
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melrod97 (42)in #someeofficial • 6 days ago
Your Taxes at Work: VIP Dining and Designer Faucets
Well, say what you want about Trump and his crew — blame them for chaos, drama, and maybe a few sleepless nights — but being boring? Never. These folks stay creative. Rep. Anna…
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melrod97 (42)in #someeofficial • 8 days ago
House of Cards: NY Attorney Edition
That’s irony so thick it needs its own security detail. 😂 You really can’t script this stuff — even House of Cards would be like, “Nah, too on the nose.” Letitia James — the…
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melrod97 (42)in #someeofficial • 9 days ago
When Even the Attack Dogs Go Quiet 🤔
You know what really makes me question all this? The fact that Democrats—who’ve attacked Trump with everything short of a meteor—suddenly go silent when it comes to the Epstein…
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melrod97 (42)in #someeofficial • 12 days ago
Earth’s in Therapy, Space Is Flirting
🚨 BREAKING: NASA just discovered a blinking Super-Earth — 154 light-years away. Because of course they did... right when everything down here is circling the drain. We’re…
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melrod97 (42)in #someeofficial • 13 days ago
Lights, Camera.. Whoops
Oh, how convenient. The Epstein list was totally real for years — just “classified,” “sensitive,” “under seal.” Now that people actually want it? Poof — “There is no list.”…
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melrod97 (42)in #someeofficial • 13 days ago
Infinity Briefings: Trump’s Endgame Just Got Classified
Tulsi Gabbard, now Director of National Intelligence, just casually confirmed what used to get people labeled conspiracy theorists — that the deep state is real, it's everywhere…
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melrod97 (42)in #someeofficial • 18 days ago
🔥 Let’s Get Real for a Second… 🇺🇸
They keep telling you “trust the system” — but if you're paying attention, the system is playing you. 📉 JOB WARNING: Goldman Sachs reports 300 million jobs worldwide could be…
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melrod97 (42)in #someeofficial • 18 days ago
Trump Hates Puerto Rico🤔 🤔
🇵🇷 So Let Me Get This Straight... Trump hates Puerto Rico? Wants to cut us off? Wants “independence” for the island? Yeah, yeah — we heard it. The media said it on repeat…
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melrod97 (42)in #someeofficial • 19 days ago
The Classified Chronicles of Agent Zero Chill
🚨 BREAKING NEWS, BREAKING NEWS! 🚨 Our top-tier elite agent — Double-O Zero — has just returned from a high-risk undercover mission deep behind enemy lines. Yes, that’s…
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melrod97 (42)in #someeofficial • 19 days ago
The Only List in America You’ll Never See 👀
So let’s get this straight... Jeffrey Epstein was first busted in 2005 in Palm Beach. Big house. Underage girls. Serious charges. But somehow — he rubs a magical lamp and…
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melrod97 (42)in #someeofficial • 20 days ago
Spring break in Gaza: What could go wrong 🤷‍♂️ 🤷‍♂️
🧠 If we needed more proof that America’s youth is circling the drain... this is it. You’ve got people yelling “Gays for Palestine” and “Women’s rights for Gaza”— fighting for…
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melrod97 (42)in #someeofficial • 20 days ago
UFOs Are Real — and So Is Convenient Timing
So let me get this straight… For decades, talking about UFOs made you the crazy uncle at the cookout. Now the government’s all like, “Yeah, aliens are real. We just forgot to…
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melrod97 (42)in #someeofficial • 24 days ago
You work. You pay. They give it away. 🤷‍♂️
Welcome to American healthcare — Where doing nothing gets you freebies and praise, And working your ass off gets you slapped with a fat bill …and a guilt trip about…
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melrod97 (42)in #someeofficial • 26 days ago
🎭 “Independent News”? Yeah, Sure… 🎭
Ever wonder why every news station sounds like they’re reading the exact same script? Spoiler alert: they are. 🧠 Why They All Push the Same Agenda: Because 6 companies…
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melrod97 (42)in #someeofficial • 26 days ago
The Great SALT Scam: Now With Bipartisan Flavor!
Oh sure, they say they care about the middle class. They throw on hard hats, roll up their sleeves, and talk a big game about “blue-collar America” and “the working man.” But…
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melrod97 (42)in #someeofficial • 26 days ago
What Blue States Don’t Want You to Know About Medicaid
Why is hardworking middle-class money being stolen to reward laziness — all in the name of “Democrat compassion”? If you're able-bodied and 19 to 64, no one’s asking you to…
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