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hive-103505 (68) last year

!LOLZ
!PIZZA
!IDD

$0.05

6 votes

pizzabot (59) last year

@hive-103505, sorry! You need more to stake more $PIZZA to use this command.

The minimum requirement is 20.0 PIZZA staked.

More $PIZZA is available from Hive-Engine or Tribaldex

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lolzbot (71) last year

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
_{Credit: reddit}
@vote-com, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hive-103505

(10/10)
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vote-com (66) last year

!LOLZ
!PIZZA
!INDEED

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lolzbot (71) last year

Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
_{Credit: belhaven14}
@hive-103505, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of vote-com

(9/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

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indeedly (-3)(1) last year

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hive-103505 (68) last year

!LOLZ
!PIZZA
!IDD

$0.05

6 votes

pizzabot (59) last year

@hive-103505, sorry! You need more to stake more $PIZZA to use this command.

The minimum requirement is 20.0 PIZZA staked.

More $PIZZA is available from Hive-Engine or Tribaldex

$0.00

lolzbot (71) last year

Why do ghosts like to hang out in bars?
They enjoy the boos.
_{Credit: reddit}
@vote-com, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hive-103505

(7/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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benefice-net (55) last year

!DOOK

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dookbot (-3)(1) last year

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thedoc07 (58) last year

!LOL

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vote-com (66) last year

!LOLZ
!PIZZA
!INDEED

$0.00

lolzbot (71) last year

Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight.
Of course, those are only round figures.
_{Credit: reddit}
@thedoc07, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of vote-com

(7/10)
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benefice-net (55) last year

!LOLZ
!PIZZA
!INDEED

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lolzbot (71) last year

The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.
I called her up and asked “Did you get my drift?”
_{Credit: reddit}
@thedoc07, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of benefice-net

(9/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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lolz.pimp (36) last year

YOU HAVE BEEN !PIMP SLAPPED!
Thank you for being an !LOLZ supporter.

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lolzbot (71) last year

Why are dogs bad dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@vote-com, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of thedoc07

(1/4)
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benefice-net (55) last year

!DOOK

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dookbot (-3)(1) last year

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isnochys (67) last year

Thank you for your witness vote!
Have a !BEER on me!
To Opt-Out of my witness beer program just comment STOP below

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beerlover (64) last year

^{View or trade BEER.}

Hey @thedoc07, here is a little bit of BEER from @isnochys for you. Enjoy it!

Learn how to earn FREE BEER each day by staking your BEER.

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indeedly (-3)(1) last year

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indeedly (-3)(1) last year

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servelle (71) last year

!LOLZ
!PIZZA

$0.00

4 votes

benefice-net (55) last year

!LOLZ
!PIZZA
!INDEED

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lolzbot (71) last year

My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
_{Credit: reddit}
@servelle, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of benefice-net

(8/10)
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lolzbot (71) last year

Why was an insomniac shot by the police?
He was resisting a rest.
_{Credit: reddit}
@vote-com, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(8/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

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benefice-net (55) last year

!DOOK

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dookbot (-3)(1) last year

$0.00

vote-com (66) last year

!LOLZ
!PIZZA
!INDEED

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lolzbot (71) last year

It is raining so hard we may need an Ark
Luckily I Noah guy.
_{Credit: happyme}
@servelle, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of vote-com

(6/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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lolz.pimp (36) last year

YOU HAVE BEEN !PIMP SLAPPED!
Thank you for being an !LOLZ supporter.

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indeedly (-3)(1) last year

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indeedly (-3)(1) last year

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manuvert (71) last year

C'est fait, revendu quelques SECRET. Merci de les avoir distribues!
Bonne fin de semaine, et a bientot pour la suite des aventures!
!ALIVE
!lolz
!PIZZA

$0.00

benefice-net (55) last year

!LOLZ
!PIZZA
!INDEED

$0.00

lolzbot (71) last year

Why did two Ralph Lauren employees get into a fight?
They were Polo opposites.
_{Credit: reddit}
@manuvert, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of benefice-net

(7/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

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lolz.pimp (36) last year

YOU HAVE BEEN !PIMP SLAPPED!
Thank you for being an !LOLZ supporter.

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lolzbot (71) last year

How do you make antifreeze?
Steal her blanket.
_{Credit: reddit}
@vote-com, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

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benefice-net (55) last year

!DOOK

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dookbot (-3)(1) last year

$0.00

vote-com (66) last year

!LOLZ
!PIZZA
!INDEED

$0.00

lolzbot (71) last year

My grief counsellor died recently.
He was so good I didn't care.
_{Credit: reddit}
@manuvert, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of vote-com

(5/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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indeedly (-3)(1) last year

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indeedly (-3)(1) last year

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lazzvi (62) last year

Cool. #secret

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lazzvi (62) last year

Tips

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benefice-net (55) last year

!LOLZ
!PIZZA
!INDEED

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lolzbot (71) last year

What do you call people who take care of chickens?
Chicken tenders
_{Credit: reddit}
@lazzvi, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of benefice-net

(6/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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benefice-net (55) last year

!DOOK

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dookbot (-3)(1) last year

$0.00

vote-com (66) last year

!LOLZ
!PIZZA
!INDEED

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lolzbot (71) last year

The word queue is ironic.
It's just q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lazzvi, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of vote-com

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

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indeedly (-3)(1) last year

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indeedly (-3)(1) last year

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khantaimur (66) last year

See you tomorrow with excellent game play.

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benefice-net (55) last year

!LOLZ
!PIZZA
!INDEED

$0.00

lolzbot (71) last year

Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@khantaimur, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of benefice-net

(5/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

$0.00

benefice-net (55) last year

!DOOK

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dookbot (-3)(1) last year

$0.00

vote-com (66) last year

!LOLZ
!PIZZA
!INDEED

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lolzbot (71) last year

A blind man walks into a bar..
..and then a chair and then a table.
_{Credit: reddit}
@khantaimur, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of vote-com

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

$0.00

lolz.pimp (36) last year

YOU HAVE BEEN !PIMP SLAPPED!
Thank you for being an !LOLZ supporter.

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indeedly (-3)(1) last year

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indeedly (-3)(1) last year

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itharagaian (71) last year

!DOOK
!PIZZA
Vive les secrets, tant qu'ils ne me concernent pas :-)
!LOL

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lolzbot (71) last year

Did you hear about the Scooby Doo villain who became an Olympic swimmer?
He would have won, if it weren't for all those medaling kids!
_{Credit: reddit}
@vote-com, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of itharagaian

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

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benefice-net (55) last year

!LOLZ
!PIZZA
!INDEED

$0.00

lolzbot (71) last year

Dogs can't see your bones.
But CAT scan.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@itharagaian, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of benefice-net

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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vote-com (66) last year

!LOLZ
!PIZZA
!INDEED

$0.00

lolzbot (71) last year

I have kleptomania.
When it gets bad I have to take something for it.
_{Credit: reddit}
@itharagaian, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of vote-com

(10/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

$0.00

indeedly (-3)(1) last year

$0.00

indeedly (-3)(1) last year

$0.00

itharagaian (71) last year

!PIZZA
!DOOK
!WEED

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hive-103505 (68) last year

!LOLZ
!PIZZA
!IDD

$0.00

2 votes

pizzabot (59) last year

@hive-103505, sorry! You need more to stake more $PIZZA to use this command.

The minimum requirement is 20.0 PIZZA staked.

More $PIZZA is available from Hive-Engine or Tribaldex

$0.00

lolzbot (71) last year

What would happen if giant ducks roam the land?
Earthquacks
_{Credit: reddit}
@itharagaian, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hive-103505

(9/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

$0.00

benefice-net (55) last year

!LOLZ
!PIZZA
!INDEED

$0.00

lolzbot (71) last year

An atom walks into a bar and says I think I lost an electron in here
Bartender: Are you positive?
_{Credit: theabsolute}
@itharagaian, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of benefice-net

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

$0.00

benefice-net (55) last year

!DOOK

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dookbot (-3)(1) last year

$0.00

vote-com (66) last year

!LOLZ
!PIZZA
!INDEED

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lolzbot (71) last year

James Bond slept through an earthquake
He was shaken, not stirred.
_{Credit: reddit}
@itharagaian, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of vote-com

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

$0.00

dookbot (-3)(1) last year

$0.00

indeedly (-3)(1) last year

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indeedly (-3)(1) last year

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hivecurious (60) last year

!LOLZ & !PIMP & !WINE 😉

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lolzbot (71) last year

Why did the art thief's vehicle run out of fuel?
He had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh
_{Credit: reddit}
@vote-com, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hivecurious

(8/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

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hive-103505 (68) last year

!LOLZ
!PIZZA
!IDD

$0.00

2 votes

pizzabot (59) last year

@hive-103505, sorry! You need more to stake more $PIZZA to use this command.

The minimum requirement is 20.0 PIZZA staked.

More $PIZZA is available from Hive-Engine or Tribaldex

$0.00

lolzbot (71) last year

Frankenstein lost a body building competition
He misunderstood the objective.
_{Credit: reddit}
@hivecurious, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hive-103505

(8/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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benefice-net (55) last year

!LOLZ
!PIZZA
!INDEED

$0.00

lolzbot (71) last year

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.
_{Credit: reddit}
@hivecurious, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of benefice-net

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

$0.00

benefice-net (55) last year

!DOOK

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dookbot (-3)(1) last year

$0.00

benefice-net (55) last year

!DOOK

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vote-com (66) last year

!LOLZ
!PIZZA
!INDEED

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lolzbot (71) last year

I need to figure out the best treatment for my narcolepsy.
My doctor told me to sleep on it.
_{Credit: reddit}
@hivecurious, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of vote-com

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

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indeedly (-3)(1) last year

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indeedly (-3)(1) last year

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benefice-net (55) last year

!LOLZ
!PIZZA
!INDEED

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lolzbot (71) last year

Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand?
A toothbrush works much better.
_{Credit: reddit}
@vote-com, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of benefice-net

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

$0.00

pixresteemer (70) last year

!BEER

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beerlover (64) last year

^{View or trade BEER.}

Hey @vote-com, here is a little bit of BEER from @pixresteemer for you. Enjoy it!

We love your support by voting @detlev.witness on HIVE .

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benefice-net (55) last year

!DOOK

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dookbot (-3)(1) last year

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anonyvoter (57) last year

Thanks a lot!
!LOLZ
!PIZZA
!ALIVE

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lolzbot (71) last year

My dog chewed a hole in my shirt
We have the same taste in clothes.
_{Credit: reddit}
@vote-com, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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benefice-net (55) last year

!LOLZ
!PIZZA
!INDEED

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lolzbot (71) last year

R.I.P. boiled water.
You will be mist.
_{Credit: reddit}
@anonyvoter, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of benefice-net

(10/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

$0.00

benefice-net (55) last year

!DOOK

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dookbot (-3)(1) last year

$0.00

vote-com (66) last year

!LOLZ
!PIZZA
!INDEED

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lolzbot (71) last year

What do you call a guy who’s had too much to drink?
A cab.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@anonyvoter, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of vote-com

(8/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

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indeedly (-3)(1) last year

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indeedly (-3)(1) last year

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indeedly (-3)(1) last year

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