Good morning, and welcome to today's show, which is titled the end. Now, I know y'all out there think I'm not smart enough to start a story at the end and work my way backwards.. you always have to start a story from the beginning. But here's a hint, always start with an excuse example. So this one night while I was drunk/ horny/ high/ black/ whatever excuse you're gonna use.. start there.. As I was saying... earlier this morning I was smoking weed when...
Peace.
The End.
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This is the End! ✌️😎
I'm glad yesterday worked out so well for you, but with Phil today things may just plain suck... Better smoke up lots of weed to make up for it!
I went golfing instead
Wow with that riveting story of success and strife, I almost didn’t notice there was no smoking til the closing frame.
Looks like my wishing of luck yesterday worked. Here is another one for today so that shitty sales guy closes one for you.
I decided golf was a better idea..