LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 10/24/2025

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 10/24/2025

NEW FORMAT - PLEASE READ

We are changing the way our burner raffle is run. Rather than drawing for the post 8-days old, the new format will draw based on the most recent burner post. This will help us keep the contest running more smoothly in the future.

Thanks for your support!
@captaincryptic

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

We will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for Today

Thanks to all who entered the draw yesterday.

Your support helped build today's prize of 29 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@chaosmagic2321-2
@sylmarill13
@henruc14
@andy-vibes25-6
@iceledy27-8
@servelle29-10
@yeckingo1111
@ieronimus212-13
@savvytester214-15
@nomaddreamer216-17
@svanbo218-19
@middle-earthling220-21
@astramar222-23
@astym224-25
@manuvert126
@amaari227-28
@holovision.cash129

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 23 which belongs to our lucky winner:

astramar
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@astramar, 29 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Congrats @astramar
!MEME
!LOLZ

You can never trust an artist
Theyre super sketchy

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

Thank you!
!LOLZ
!MEME

Scientists just discovered a cow-like plant.
They’re calling it a BO-VINE.

Credit: reddit
@middle-earthling, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(5/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!LOLZ
Thank you!
!MEME
!WEIRD

Whom do you ask to catch the killer goose?
The Goosetapo.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!MEME

A jumper cable walks into a bar..
The bartender says, I'll serve you, but don't start anything.

Credit: reddit
@astramar, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

Thank you!
!LOLZ
!INDEED

I used to be addicted to soap.
But I'm clean now.

Credit: reddit
@astym, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

Congratulations to @astramar for winning 29 LOLZ on today's LOLZ burner raffle draw! 🥳😎

!HOPE that @svanbo, @jmis101, @iceledy, and @astym burn their 2 !LOLZ on today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 🤗😏

People who are color blind have the highest rates of divorce.
They can't see the red flags.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

Thank you!
!MEME
!HBIT

astramar, you mined 0.9 🟧 HBIT and the user you replied to (savvytester) received 0.1 HBIT on your behalf as a tip. When you mine HBIT, you're also playing the Wusang: Isle of Blaq game. 🏴‍☠️

Sorry, but you didn't find a bonus treasure token today. Try again tomorrow...they're out there! Your random number was 0.7771101314944223, also viewable in the Discord server, #hbit-wusang-log channel. | tools | wallet | discord | community | daily <><

Check for bonus treasure tokens by entering your username at a block explorer A, explorer B, or take a look at your wallet.
There is a treasure chest of bitcoin sats hidden in Wusang: Isle of Blaq. Happy treasure hunting! 😃 Read about Hivebits (HBIT) or read the story of Wusang: Isle of Blaq.

!LOLZ

Three men walk into a bar.
You would think at least one of them would have seen it.

Credit: hhayweaver
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!LOLZ

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOL

What do you call a dead magician?
An abra-cadaver.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

What did the retired detective call his new real-estate business?
Sherlock Homes.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of chaosmagic23

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

Why did the banker quit his job?
He lost interest.

Credit: lofone
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of chaosmagic23

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!lol

Why was the river rich?
Because it had two banks.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lol

When is a door not a door?
When it's a jar

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!lolz

A book just fell on my head.
I only have my shelf to blame.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ivyann

(1/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!lolz

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class.
It was a weapon of math disruption.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ivyann

(2/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

Here's my first !LOLZ entry !INDEED for the latest LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏

Why didn’t the mathematician travel?
He could never reach the city limit.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ
Thank you!
!INDEED
!HOPE

Congratulations!
!ALIVE
!PIZZA

My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ

Why are Dolphins so successful at dating?
They always click with one another!

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(1/4)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ

Did you hear about the restaurant in space?
Great food, no atmosphere.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/4)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!LOLZ
!PIMP

Chuck Norris once went on a bicycle ride
and accidentially won the Tour de France.

Credit: blumela
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ
!WINE

What did the painter say to the wall?
One more crack like that and I'll plaster you!

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ
!BBH

I was told that Microwaves were invisible
But I can see mine on my counter.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ

Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well……I hear he is a pain in the neck.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of nomaddreamer

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

Never tell a pun to a kleptomaniac
They're always taking things literally.

Credit: lofone
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of nomaddreamer

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!lolz

I know a woman who owns a taser.
She is stunning.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

Why did the banker quit his job?
He lost interest.

Credit: lofone
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ

I have an Elton John joke.
It's a little bit funny.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

I changed all my passwords to Kenny
Now I have all Kenny logins

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ

What do you call a mobster who’s buried in cement?
A hardened criminal.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOL

What do you call a dead magician?
An abra-cadaver.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of andy-vibes

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!LOLZ

I hate Russian dolls
they’re so full of themselves.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of andy-vibes

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!LOLZ

What does a painter do when he gets cold?
He puts on another coat

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!LOLZ 🤣

What did the mayonnaise say to the icebox?
Close the door, I am dressing.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ 🤣

I really love video games where you go for an deep sea adventuring.
They're just so immersive.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@iceledy(1/5) tipped @astramar

Come get MOONed!

!lolz

Why did the parents not like their son’s biology teacher?
He had skeletons in his closet.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!lolz

Comic Sans walks into a pub
The bartender shouts Geto out of my pub! We don’t serve your type!

Credit: ifiwasfrank
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.