• improv (72)in The Comedy Club • 2 days ago

  Punday Monday 413!

  Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is internet! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…

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• improv (72)in The Comedy Club • 10 days ago

  Punday Monday 412!

  Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Maps! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…

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• improv (72)in Freewriters • 14 days ago

  Flea Surgeon -5minutefreewrite

  For Flea surgeon Don't wanna BE Surgeon It's too scar-Y surgeon To do it on ME surgeon I get so afraid of the scalpels and pins Run away from the exposed shins Not a…

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• improv (72)in #letting • 14 days ago

  I use my drafts when I've written something but decided against sending it, but just can't let the words not exist. These are from drafts...

  August 2024 which is a sense of loss and grief. A sadness that my kid will not know the brilliant man my father was, and that some of his knowledge is, in fact, lost forever.…

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• improv (72)in Freewriters • 16 days ago

  grill freewrite

  Yes we are. HA HAHA Oof! Halal Grill. The grill has fire inside. It has smoke especially if the grease drips down. I can burn clean though sometimes. Sometimes people who…

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• improv (72)in The Comedy Club • 17 days ago

  Punday Monday 411!

  Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is summer! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…

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• improv (72)in Freewriters • 22 days ago

  Admiration -5minutefreewrite

  For I admire...me. What am I talking about? I'm not trying to brag. I'm trying to be bold. I'm making a decision, and then feeling afraid of it. Where's the fear from…

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• improv (72)in #freewrite • 23 days ago

  "To My..." a five minute freewrite

  To my I am in favor of sending things to my Of giving things to my child fund for paying for stuff To my There once was a beautiful tree. It gave things and it took…

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• improv (72)in The Comedy Club • 24 days ago

  Punday Monday 410!

  Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Coffee! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…

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• improv (72)in Freewriters • 24 days ago

  Such A Stereotype -5minutefreewrite

  For Zomg. What are all the stereotypes? ALL OF THEM Jocks are dumb is one... one that is, in general, demonstrably false. Like, not to rag on anyone else, but I think…

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• improv (72)in #freewrite • 24 days ago

  I live in a worlf of enough

  I believe ha. worlf I believe in giving according to your ability and taking according to your need. Especially easy to live by these rules when the giving or the taking do…

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• improv (72)in Freewriters • 25 days ago

  Lifestyle Choice -5minutefreewrite

  For You know what's a big lifestyle choice? Doing things in your lifestyle that are stylistic choices and that have no nooooonooonnnnnooo noo Boo bear is a c=sc school…

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• improv (72)in Freewriters • 27 days ago

  We can't import -5minutefreewrite

  For We can't import it. I guess before I start really focusing on that prompt, I want to bleh out all my blehiness. Bleeehh. It's been a ... not stressful exactly, but It's…

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• improv (72)in #politics • 27 days ago

  class and other identity markers

  There are people in the world who don't live by the credo "an injury to one is an injury to all". Some of those people benefit materially from their willingness to separate…

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• improv (72)in Freewriters • last month

  He'll have to beg -5minutefreewrite

  For He'll have to beg for his bone. There's no way for him to get it otherwise. Oh. Shera was wrong. His bone was right there a moment ago. It fell from his mouth. He…

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• improv (72)in Feel Good • last month

  Punday Monday 409!

  Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is peaches! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…

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• improv (72)in #fear • last month

  ww3

  I have often dismissed smart people who thought we were heading for WW3. Not because I didn't think it was possible, but because I couldn't wrap my mind around it. But...…

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• improv (72)in #drag • last month

  saw a post likening drag queens at storytime to ads for cigarettes, and I'm just like ???whaaaaa???!???

  I think seeing drag queens at storytime will influence your life choices. You might not be as quick to preach hate against drag queens. That's a life choice that I think seeing…

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• improv (72)in #sjort • last month

  idea drizzle

  brainstorm Imagining a short that involves someone doing the thing that I think liberals might despise, like ... Destroying a cop car? Dearresting someone? Then a sliding…

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• improv (72)in LOLZ's Fun House • last month

  Punday Monday 408!

  Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is elephants! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…

  $7.24

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