PostsCommentsPayoutsimprov (72)in Freewriters • yesterdayGradient -5minutefreewriteFor From one degree to another. it gets warmer gradually. Soon my feet are burning. Cinders, ash, toe jam. The toe jam begins to curdle, curl, up up up into the night sky like…improv (72)in Freewriters • 3 days agoPunday Monday 239!Welcome to Punday Monday! Celebrations of MLK Jr. Day to you all tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is drinks! Here's how to make a pun, if…improv (72)in Freewriters • 7 days agoExtreme -zapfic50wordsExtreme men felt extremely threatened in the place of peace. They destroyed it with words, deprivation, and bombs. Their children knew only extreme fear, hunger, and sorrow. When…improv (72)in Freewriters • 7 days agoReferee in the Game of Life -5minutefreewriteFor If... well, this is apt. This is. I have a whistle. And we're going to start blowing our whistles. We're going to call foul on the penalties around us. ICE. ICE is an…improv (72)in Feel Good • 11 days agoPunday Monday 438!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is cats! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…improv (72)in Feel Good • 17 days agoPunday Monday 437!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is mushrooms! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…improv (72)in Feel Good • 25 days agoPunday Monday 436!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is food additives! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d…improv (72)in Freewriters • 26 days agoThe Authority -5minutefreewriteFor The Authority The authority I don't have that authority. I have authored that without tea. Not even coffee.. Distopian novel about authority about The Authority…improv (72)in Freewriters • 29 days agoNow, not Then -5minutefreewriteFor Now... Not then as in previously nor then as in later. Huh. I never thought about how then can mean both future and past. It's simply not now. Though it can bring us…improv (72)in LOLZ's Fun House • last monthPunday Monday 435!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is carols! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…Countdown terminated on Dec 29, 2025, 5:32 PMimprov (72)in Funny • last monthPunday Monday 434Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is dogs! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…improv (72)in Feel Good • last monthpunday monday 433!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is herons! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…improv (72)in The Comedy Club • 2 months agoPunday Monday 432!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Superheroes! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like…improv (72)in Funny • 2 months agoPunday Monday 431!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Peanuts Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…improv (72)in GEMS • 2 months agoPoetry for breakfastToday my breakfast consists of rice cakes and exhaustion That isn't true, but the truth is, Today my breakfast consists of a spoonful of peanut butter The leftover oatmeal…improv (72)in LOLZ's Fun House • 2 months agoPunday Monday 430!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is vitamins Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…improv (72)in Funny • 2 months agoPunday Monday 429!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is SNAP aka EBT aka food stamps Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And…improv (72)in Proof of Brain • 2 months agoMemorizing a letter from Joe Hill to Sam Murray (4th to Last)Let's give this a shot. I'm memorizing some letters written by Joe Hill. I'll type them from memory here, and then post the reality afterwards, and we'll see how far I have…improv (72)in Comedy Open Mic • 3 months agoPunday Monday 428!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is spears Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…improv (72)in Proof of Brain • 3 months agoPunday Monday 427!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is The Sea Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: New To Punday…