Flea surgeon
Don't wanna BE Surgeon
It's too scar-Y surgeon
To do it on ME surgeon
I get so afraid of the scalpels and pins
Run away from the exposed shins
Not a day goes by that I don't fear flesh
This shirt that I wear to be cool is mesh
I get worried about finding the bone underneath
There's a real disgust as I pull the knife from its sheath
This is a bad way to be cause I work in a hospital
All day at my job...I'd rather work in moss acquittal
Moss acquittal? What's that? A job for a troll?
Is it a real job or will you collect from the dole?
Why is moss on trial and also I can't remember
Is moss a fungus? Who would a fun guy dismember?
Yes and no, I'm so sorry, I should have been clearer
Clarity, as a trait is one I hold dearer
I want to make sure that the moss isn't condemned
to dry out and to die from causes that stemmed
from the hubris of wealth, that thinks not at all
Only makes more of itself winter through fall
And isn't a person, so cannot consider
That a hot planet for humans is far far less fitter.