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My father died with dementia, but since I can stand on one leg for as long as it takes to explain to a socialist why taxation is theft, I have no worries on that score. Studies show a correlation between poor balance and cognitive decline in older adults, and the inability to stand steadily on one leg can even serve as an early warning sign of brain-health issues. So, happily, it seems I shall remember every exhilarating high and catastrophic low on the rollercoaster that has been my life.
Not that there aren’t things I would like to forget—such as my father stealing from my business without a moment’s thought for the harm it might cause me. Or the occasion when my mother felt compelled to smash my head off the old piano my uncle bought from the nuns in the local convent. I cannot recall how we got that instrument into our fourth-floor flat, but I do remember that when we moved out, it was unceremoniously thrown over the balcony.
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It is my fondest memory from the year 2000, when I was running a legal services company, that we refused to believe the Y2K hype that would have cost us a packet and caused endless disruption. Our clients, naturally, demanded assurances that we were Y2K-compliant, so we simply told them what they wanted to hear, kept calm, and carried on.
Two things this long life has taught me:
First, the majority is always wrong, so the wisest course of action is to look at what everyone else is doing and do precisely the opposite.
Second, the four most beautiful words in the English language are: I told you so.
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Posted in response to galenkp's weekend experience
prompt asking: What have you wished you could forget but cannot? and What's your fondest memory from the year 2000
The images are mine
how many "parents of the year" award did your parents win?
and i tought that was "fuck off fucking idiot"
They were accidental parents...or that was their excuse anyway.
I used to know a guy who was forever getting hassled by the cops, so he had ‘fuck you, you fucking fuck’ printed across the back of his jacket. Whenever they came over to question him, he wouldn’t say a word—he’d just turn around and let the jacket do the talking.
Now he would get arrested just for wearing it lol
Ok, so I gave the one leg thing a try...not too encouraging, though the right leg went to a count of 43 and the left to a count of 32. That was rather fast counting.
I think I'll take @owasco's advice and start practicing Tai Chi :))
One thing in your favor: you haven't been pickling your brain in alcohol all these years. That trumps (damn it, can't use that word anymore) inheritance.
A count of 43? Sure you're a champion! I’ve no doubt you’ll still be entertaining and enlightening us in twenty years’ time. I have a friend of ninety-seven who’s sharp as a tack and hilarious with it.
As for Tai Chi, I gave it a go about five years ago. Much as I hate to let anything defeat me, I simply couldn’t get the movements right. I was equally hopeless at dancing and aerobics.
I should try that balancing on one leg idea and see if I just topple over. Ha ha!
If you'll excuse me for saying so, I reckon your cognitive abilities are way above par...with the amount of stuff you get done. I bet you could stand on one leg, blindfolded with your hands tied behind your back.
Prove me wrong!😄
"First, the majority is always wrong, so the wisest course of action is to look at what everyone else is doing and do precisely the opposite."
Bingo!
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."--Mark Twain
I couldn't have said it better myself:) We're two errants, lost in a world of obedience and conformity.
Hi , you might want to check your witness votes , i saw your name voting for a witness that is no longer active ;)
Thanks for the heads-up. I have 2 votes going spare now if you have any recommendations.
actually you have 3 votes left :) tobias-g is also inactive for more then 2 years ;)
it's always hard to recommend others but @liotes and @louis.witness are always active with their projects.
Crikey, you're on the ball! Thanks for that. I gave those 2 a vote.
Reading this felt like someone shared a few things from their personal diary very simple and heartfelt. It really makes you reflect on your own memories and experiences.
Thanks!
There must be a diary in which we have written every story of our life and when we think about it after a long time, we can read it and see what was good and what was bad in our life.
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